Parents then
Child: "My teacher yelled at me then slapped the back of my head"
Parents: "What did you do?"
Parents now
Child: "My teacher yelled at me then slapped the back of my head"
Parents: "Call Barry Zuckercorn. We're suing."
Stupid Hoe
12 years ago
Parents then - "You're seven years old. Your legs work fine. You don't need a stroller at Disneyland."
ReplyDeleteParents now - "Aww, poor little snowflake, I'll bring the stroller to Disneyland even though you're going to be in 2nd grade in a month."
The only reason they use a stroller is because the kid is too heavy for a baby bjorn.
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