Monday, August 1, 2011

Short Blog Monday

Parents then
Child: "My teacher yelled at me then slapped the back of my head"
Parents: "What did you do?"

Parents now
Child: "My teacher yelled at me then slapped the back of my head"
Parents: "Call Barry Zuckercorn. We're suing."

2 comments:

  1. Parents then - "You're seven years old. Your legs work fine. You don't need a stroller at Disneyland."

    Parents now - "Aww, poor little snowflake, I'll bring the stroller to Disneyland even though you're going to be in 2nd grade in a month."

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  2. The only reason they use a stroller is because the kid is too heavy for a baby bjorn.

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