Thursday, April 16, 2009

I'm gonna hurl...

Who is the rocket scientist that thought it would be a good idea to put a fried egg on a gigantic burger? He probably is a rocket scientist because I saw it on the menu and thought, "That sounds good. I'll have that." I did just that and proceeded to wash it all down with a Dr. Pepper.

It's been a couple of hours and I think I'm going to throw up. I'm pretty much at capacity and any sudden movement will cause some form of spillage.

The real stinker is that I'll eat one again. I pondered the peppercorn burger because spicy always means good but I figured it would better to eat the egg'd monstrosity instead.

Randy went to see The Boss and I hate him for it but I'm glad he got to go and see what all the hoopla is about.

It's lawn care time and I'm preparing myself to obsess over my lawn until next Winter. The sprinklers go out next week and I my weekend mowing and edging will also make for a splendid time.


  1. Was it the Royal Red Robin Burger?... cause that's my favorite. I ate one and 1/2 Grand Slamwiches and hash browns, all chased with Dr. Pepper. I could totally go for more!